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‘Cannibal’ cop had BBQ plans for beauty

SEE FOOD? Friend Kimberly Sauer in a vacation video that caused “cannibal cop” Gilberto Valle to fantasize about eating her, according to chats revealed in court. (
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If looks could grill!

Accused cannibal cop Gilberto Valle and a depraved online pal salivated together while watching a video of one of Valle’s female friends cavorting with a trained dolphin at a Bahamas resort — discussing how delicious she’d taste barbecued, an FBI agent testified yesterday.

During an online chat last year, Valle directed his buddy — a Brit who used the screen name “Moody Blues” — to a YouTube clip of a bikini-clad Kimberly Sauer as she frolicked, Agent Corey Walsh said in Manhattan federal court.

“Watching this now, she is very cute,” Moody Blues wrote, according to a transcript Walsh read.

“I’d like to have her arm on a bbq,” Valle allegedly wrote back.

According to transcripts of their stomach-churning chats, the two contemplated cannibalizing Sauer and other women Valle knew — apparently even including the cop’s wife, Kathleen.

The six-year NYPD veteran predicted that Sauer — a friend from his college days — was “going to be delicious” and said he wanted to use her head “as a centerpiece, frozen with her final expression of fear.”

“I just enjoy the thought of making her suffer,” Valle wrote.

Meanwhile, Moody Blues, identified in court as Christopher Collins, told Valle he wanted to dine on Sauer’s liver, “lightly cooked to keep it sweet and tender.”

Acting like a mentor to a novice cannibal, Moody Blues said he had already eaten two women, while Valle wrote, “I’m dying to taste some girl meat.”

Valle, 28, expressed a fascination for feet, and Moody Blues suggested cutting off one woman’s feet “and barbecuing them in front of her” while she was still alive.

Moody Blues said face meat is “great for sandwiches,” and noted, “As for feet they are favorite of mine along with the c–t fillet.”

He also offered Valle culinary tips, such as brushing human skin with olive oil while cooking it over an open fire.

“Cut off their t–s and slow roast. That way you’ll got lots of girl fat. Great for roasting potatoes and Yorkshire pudding,” he wrote.

And while Moody Blues expressed a taste for black women — whose “meat is very, very good” — Valle said he wasn’t interested because “black girls do nothing for me.”

Valle appeared stunned at seeing his chats reproduced in court, and even had to be roused by a defense lawyer to stand up when the judge announced a mid-afternoon break.

In addition to the discussions of cannibalism, Walsh read chat transcripts in which Valle and Moody Blues allegedly plotted the abduction of Sauer, who was a dorm-mate of Valle’s at the University of Maryland in College Park.

In one discussion, Walsh said Valle talked about visiting Sauer in Maryland last year, telling Moody Blues he would be “eyeing her head to toe and licking my lips and longing for the day i cram a chloroform soaked rag in her face.”

“Don’t be TOO obvious! Drooling is definitely out!” Moody Blues warned.

They also discussed logistics, with Valle at one point sending Moody Blues a two-page document titled “Abducting and Cooking Kimberly: A Blueprint,” which included a photo of Sauer smiling.

The alleged plan featured a “target date” of Sept. 2, 2012, along with a to-do list that including getting “cheap sneakers,” clothing and something to put in a car trunk to “collect DNA.”

Walsh said the document was among reams of evidence recovered from a computer that Valle’s wife, Kathleen Mangan-Valle, turned over to the feds after finding out about her newlywed hubby’s freaky fetish and fleeing their Forest Hills apartment with the couple’s infant daughter.

Walsh said an examination of the MacBook laptop produced “images of women being tied up, tortured, raped and killed.”

Valle’s lawyers insist he was merely engaging in sexual-fantasy “role play,” and Walsh testified that he divided Valle’s correspondence into two categories: fantasy and real.

“The ones I believed were fantasies, the individuals said they were fantasizing,” Walsh said. “The ones I believed were real, the people were sharing names, details, pictures of women.”

Sauer herself testified yesterday that she always thought Valle was a “nice guy” and that she was shocked when she got a “crazy message” in the middle of the night from his wife’s Facebook account.

She asked Valle if his wife’s account had been hacked and sent him a screenshot of the message she received, asking if it was a joke and saying, “Are you trying to sell me into white slavery?”

Valle answered, “Not that I’m aware of,” she said.

Also testifying yesterday were other alleged targets: Maureen Hartigan, a high-school friend of Valle’s, and recent Archbishop Molloy HS graduate Kristen Ponticelli, who said she didn’t know Valle — even though he allegedly described her as “the most desirable piece of meat I’ve ever met.”

bruce.golding@nypost.com