This pizza’s dynamite.
A makeshift pizza parlor in a trailer parked near a baseball field in Florida exploded when the pizza man started cooking up his pies.
He wasn’t seriously hurt, but the place went up like a spicy meatball when a gas line reportedly malfunctioned. Maybe next time, he’ll go over to the ball yard and cook, say, hot dogs.
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Video games saved a man from getting deported.
José Munoz, 25, of Milwaukee, was brought to the US when he was just 1, but he had trouble proving he’d been here long enough to stay under President Obama’s amnesty program for young illegal immigrants.
That was before he presented his Xbox LIVE account as proof he’d lived here long enough to qualify.
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Got $500,000? Good — you might be able to afford to survive World War III.
A Cold War-era survival bunker is up for sale in South Florida — for a cool half-mil.
Designed to survive a nuclear blast, it comes with steel doors, 30-inch walls and fallout-proof air intakes — perfect for an ’80s-theme housewarming party.
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A Florida woman helped make her kids’ walk home from school safer — by wrestling an alligator.
Jessica McGregor spotted the gator shuffling toward Clermont Middle School and lassoed it with a rope, jumped on its back and held its mouth shut, according to news reports.
The plucky mom just so happens to be a deputy sheriff.
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A British school has banned triangular flapjacks — so that its students won’t poke their eyes out with the pointy ends.
The new rule follows a boy’s getting hit in the eye with one of the three-sided rice cakes in a food fight.
And Castle View School officials may look to ban other oddly shaped, potentially dangerous food.
The rule “only covers flapjacks — at the minute,” said the principal.