A Brooklyn crook busted with a crack pipe up his butt brazenly demanded that authorities hand him $55,000 in drug money found near him when he was collared, court papers state.
Andre Deluca, 34, was arrested in a Sunset Park hotel in 2011 with the cash and a loaded gun, according to recently filed documents.
At a nearby police station house, the uncomfortable ex-con told cops he had, “a crack pipe with a bundle in my butt hole” — and cops did indeed find the pipe, plus 13 pills and a “golf-ball sized crack cocaine rock.”