Sex & Relationships

Top 10 worst things to say on a double date

According to pretty pairs at the Two E Bar in the Pierre hotel.

“Who wants to trade drinks? Or dates?” — Ravi

“Did you know that foursomes are the new ménage a trois?” — Sarah

“Hey, wouldn’t it be fun if we sign up for that ‘Wife Swap’ TV show? Or just try it on our own tonight?” — Andrew

“So, which one of you is double and which one of you is trouble?” — Dashiell

“I feel like we’re in a Doublemint commercial gone wrong.” — Ellen