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SNEAKS AND THE CITY

WHERE do cheaters go to hide in New York?

Anywhere they can – and usually out in the open. Anna, a married copywriter, sneaks around with a co-worker at dimly lit bars including Serena at the Chelsea Hotel and NoHo’s Temple Bar.

“I spend a lot of time thinking of unknown, underground places,” she says. A faithless business consultant named Jason takes his mistress to basement bars, such as Double Happiness on Mott Street and Siberia Bar in Hell’s Kitchen.

He even signed up for a yoga class so he could spend more time with his inamorata.

“I’d never see anyone I know in there,” he says.

Other two-timers schedule their trysts for places far from the beaten path, like the Bridge Caf̩, right under the Brooklyn Bridge Рon the Manhattan side.

Jessie, a publicist, once met up with a married man at the bar in the Battery Park City Ritz Carlton.

A couple days later, the same guy asked her to accompany him all the way to the other tip of Manhattan, to the Cloisters Museum.

“It was too much trekking around for me,” Jessie recalls. “So I ended it.”

Never mind that he’s, er, otherwise occupied.

And for the wealthy, hotel suites at the Hotel Carlyle on the Upper East Side or Midtown’s Waldorf Towers tend to do the trick, says famed divorce attorney Raoul Felder.

“They’re so anonymous. At the Waldorf, you don’t even have to walk through a lobby. You just take your girlfriend up in the private elevator.”