SCHWING TIME!

IT’S Valentine’s Day tomorrow, and anyone looking to goose the ol’ libido has options aplenty – besides, that is, the usual route of creepily staring in the window at Crunch. Restaurant menus and deli shelves offer all sorts of beverages that claim to get the fires roaring downstairs. They might work; they might not. But it seemed to us that testing them in a romantic situation seems worthless – placebo effect, anyone? If these drinks really have power, shouldn’t they work almost anywhere? To find out, we downed four different “aphrodisiacs” and headed to some of the least sexy places in the city.