Just when you thought it was safe to listen to music again, “producer” Patrice Wilson, he of Rebecca Black glory, has returned with a prequel to Alison Gold’s recent groan-inducing “Chinese Food.” In the new video for “ABCDEFG,” an uber creepy Wilson peers into a dollhouse in which Gold shares her really deep emotions through a beautiful metaphor about the alphabet. At the end, Gold gets her dream guy… and a plate of Chinese food – thanks to a Chinese food potion – setting the stage for Gold’s previous “hit.” Nope, watching the video will not help this make any more sense.