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‘Chinese Food’ singer returns with equally atrocious prequel

Just when you thought it was safe to listen to music again, “producer” Patrice Wilson, he of Rebecca Black glory, has returned with a prequel to Alison Gold’s recent groan-inducing “Chinese Food.” In the new video for “ABCDEFG,” an uber creepy Wilson peers into a dollhouse in which Gold shares her really deep emotions through a beautiful metaphor about the alphabet. At the end, Gold gets her dream guy… and a plate of Chinese food – thanks to a Chinese food potion – setting the stage for Gold’s previous “hit.” Nope, watching the video will not help this make any more sense.