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HONDO’S TEX. MESS

The A’s followed Hondo’s instructions to the letter last night, sinking the Mariners to inflate the bank roll to 275 wynns.

Today, Mr. Aitch is figuring on the Rangers to mow down Detroit – 10 units on Padilla.

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Far be it from Hondo to make any cheap fat jokes about Britney Spears’ performance at the VMAs. As far as Mr. Aitch is concerned, she looked flabulous . . Some who tuned into Brit’s opening act thought they were watching a show about Very Massive Abdomens.

hondo@nypost.com